ket head

A person who regularly takes horse tranquilizers (ketamine) and is mental

*Random girl flopping around at a rave'
Person: 'She is such a ket head'

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ket tornado

What you get when you have the urge to sneeze after taking a bump of ket in the club and squeeze your nose closed tight to conserve the kestral goods, creating a ket tornado in your nasal passage.

Dylan: Maan am I ketted after that bump

Ricardo V: Right on bruh...hold on, I think I feel a ket tornado brewing

Ket-legs

A reference to the way in which those who have taken alot of ketamine begin to walk. Ketamine in large quantities sometimes renders you suddenly incapable of doing otherwise simple things like climbing stairs. You sort of feel as if you are no longer sure where your legs start and finish, and you look as if you are trying to walk through dough.

'What the fuck is that guy over there doing?'
'I think he is just trying to get into his tent, but he has major ket-legs. Watch how he wobbles but never falls over!'
'Shit, man.'

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ket donk

A ket donk (also known as a ketamine specamin) is someone who’s an absolute mad lad and belongs on a non human spectrum

Ronnie: look at ashraf, whys he taking that board clicker
Maks: because he’s a ket donk

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ket den

A place where drugs and the base are dropped all day everyday. Generally smells like piss and the people that reside there live off a solitary diet of cocaine and ketamine.

Mikey: " I just got a place at Man met uni!!!!"
Jodie " fuck me, that's a ket den"

African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Ket Nest

Creating a type of 'nest' with people (usually 2 or 3) instead of birds and pillows, cushions, duvets mattresses instead of twigs. Taking lots of ketamine and watching weird trippy visuals on tv or laptop.

Ket nests are usually created after a night of partying with lots of people because the person wants a relaxing come down in a chilled out atmosphere with close friends, comfort and warmth.

There can be variations on the ket nest such as 'festive nest' (ket nest at Christmas time) etc.

Im tired of this party, shall we go home and make a ket nest?