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keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

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Keystone Knight

A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.

Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.

by Gl0ckt0pus March 13, 2009


Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

by BenJoviUSA March 11, 2014

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keystone heights

A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.

Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do

by Gk345 March 15, 2016

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Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.

Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019


Keystone Light

The world's most powerful laxative.

"Dude, I drank a 12 pack of Keystone Light this weekend and had the shits for 3 days."

"Who needs Exlax when you can just drink Keystone Light? Plus it is cheaper."

by cones90 September 28, 2009

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Keystone Challenge

When you eat Chipotle and attempt to down two Keystones afterwards without puking your guts out...It isn't really hard at all...just hilarious when people can't.

Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!

by NoCeilings June 30, 2010

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