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uber kidnaps

a wonderful uber service that is set out to find whomever you choose.

the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.

person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.

by mili geo bot and you July 9, 2018


Bride kidnapping

Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.

He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.

by Mamma Sackey January 31, 2012


bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

by ivandominguez January 28, 2011

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Consensual Kidnapping

A strangely popular tag on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) with at least eighty works with it as a tag.
A kidnapping that is consensual; whether for sexual reasons or otherwise.

John: "Hey, I read a really funny fic on AO3 today!"
Amy: "Yeah? What were the tags?"
John: "One of them was 'Consensual Kidnapping' lmao"

by ASliceOfTea May 3, 2022


kidnap quality

A girl hot enough that you would kidnap her and take her away to a remote location and risk the potential legal ramifications if caught....

Damn, that stripper is smoking. She is kidnap quality.

by bbs21 July 14, 2011

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I'd Kidnap That

Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.

Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.

by Jesus983459038053904850 November 27, 2010

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Red Kidnapping

When mainland Chinese security agents abduct those who publish or promote materials that depict China's communist leaders in a negative light, who are then detained without trial.

In the last two years, President Xi's agents had carried out a number of red kidnappings of booksellers in Hong Kong and Thailand, who didn't like the books they published about the Chinese government.

by MathPlus June 25, 2017

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