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A person who is so shallow she causes confusion amongst many people. Clearly she does not know what she wants and has no problem falling out with one of her best friends over a light hearted joke. After falling out with them she will proceed to ignore this person for around 6 months, then go on to mess up this persons life in a way that they do not deserve.
Girl 1 - " Oh look, there's Kimberley. Lets go say hi."
Girl 2 - " I would love to but she's ignoring me :/"
Girl 1 - " oh no. Why is this?"
Girl 2 - " We've fallen out you see"
Girl 1 - " What a shame, you were such great friends aswell"
Girl 2 - " I know right. I dont think she liked my joke"
Girl 1 - " Well she does need a sense of humour."
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The Dirty Kimberley
This is a rocking Gin alcohol based mixed drink.
The Dirty Kimberley <3 mixology...
In a chilled glass put in minimal chipped ice....(don't want to be watering down the dirtiness) Giggle ;-) Add two olives or more. It's always nice to roll soft balls around on your chilled tongue 😛
Giggle, where were we? Ohhh yes, the soul of the drink...
Gin....Two parts (shots) Gin. Use a Gin alcohol of your choice.
Now time to dirty that Gin up.
Cranberry juice....Three parts cranberry juice or just fill to desired level of dirtiness.
With a stiff stirring stick make some noise until that lil' Dirty Kimberley is just a beautiful shade of pinky red and enjoy :-)
Now enjoy your Dirty Kimberley as you see fit. At the Club, At Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Maybe even fireside or soaking in the hot tub. Just bottoms up and enjoy <3
The bartender introduced me to my new fav Gin drink, The Dirty Kimberley!
Fack! I was drunk on Dirty Kimberleys and had a wicked night!!
I was Dirty Kimberley'd at the bar, dam that drink goes down smooth and makes me giggle ;-)
"What will it be tonight, Ms.Kimberley?" "Make it a Dirty Kimberley, please Bartender...stiff, stirred and blushing pink"
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A very wierd young adult who has a guy in her vagina every 10 minutes flirts soy with beautiful green eyes.slag and a hoe never date one of these bitches also they have big bootys
Stop being a dirty Kimberley
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Interviewer: So you girls are close?
Cheryl Cole: Yeah we have such a wonderful friendship, I'll go down on Kimberley cos we are just such good mates!
Kimberley Walsh: Yeah me and Cheryl are such besties, sometimes I use my vibrator on her, just cos we are such good pals.
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Singer in British girl group Girls Aloud. Suspected lesbian, but this is entirely due to teenage boys' fantasies, and totally unfounded. Discovered on a talent show.
Which of Girls Aloud is your favorite?
Kimberley Walsh!!
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Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh it’s just Kimberley
Person 1: She’s a bit clapped isn’t she?
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sexy as fuck singer from girls aloud. blow job lips and DEFINITELY a burger fanny
Kimberley walsh is sexy and has a burger fanny. FACT
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