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Kimmel

a person with a small tight ass

Damn look at that ass
Nah, that shit is a kimmel

by Tittylord69 February 26, 2019


Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 8, 2022


Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024


jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c

hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games

by kimnmell March 16, 2021