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Kindle Fire

A version of the Amazon Kindle that has tablet-like capabilities such as full-color internet (wi-fi,) apps like Netflix, hulu, pandora, twitter, and temple run, you can upload music or buy it via amazonMP3, and cloud storage. Pretty cheap at $200, it's great for reading and okay for a tablet. But, it's awkward (which for a kindle is disappointing) and not very user-friendly. If you're looking for a tablet, skip it and get an iPad. You can read on that little shit too.

Just finished The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on my kindle fire, gonna put on some beatles and check my facebook with my neighbors un-password-protected wifi.

by mccartney's bitch July 31, 2012

15👍 8👎


Kindled Broken

When your just a slight flame not homosexually but in a sense that your inferior motive to live is down to its last threads of its wick.

I’m kinda.. I’m fucking kindled broken with the fact I had a chance to make this work with her.. and I just .. I just wasted this wonderful persons interest in me. I wasted it by wasting her time, and I’ve made her second guess her self over us.. when what she wanted was all I’ve thought about for what feels like forever.. she’s the highlight of ideal woman.. she’s a perfect exentric exotic self expression of humanity’s free will of artist abilities. I long to trapped in the studio for days with her, making love. Recording the audio, to a mix and mastered critique. Feeling her body as her vocals ring as tact vibrancy to the room and interface. As well as help design the exact purest form of the ideal image she want for her branded image. God I crave her.. her presence is a masterpiece and she won’t speak a word to me, she exiles me.. she pays me no mind.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019


Kindle whoring

The practice of indiscriminatingly downloading free sample chapters to your Kindle with only a modicum of interest in seriously reading the book.

I was kindle whoring late last night after five cups of coffe, I like got the first chapter of every book Stephen King ever wrote.

by charidea February 17, 2011


kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013


Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"

by Herr Magie June 3, 2022


Paperwhite Kindle

A Kindle with an experimental, horrible browser that can at least submit definitions like this one.
Exactly this one.

This definition was submitted using a Paperwhite Kindle.

by yeltsA kciR May 30, 2021


Kindle Fire

A device with a striped down version of Android that is only useful if you install a different launcher and root its settings to your liking.

Its basicly a $200 Tablet with no camera or microphone, and with the layout amazon wants locked in. It also has about 2% of the apps that you could get from google play availible on its own appstore (you can't get anything from the google play website).

If you like having all the latest apps and being able to get updates at all, this is not the device for you!

Noob: Hey! I just got a kindle fire! And I'm gonna install minecraft pocket edition, skype, and the urban dictionary app!

Previous buyer: Do you know how to sideload or root?

Noob: what's that?

Previous buyer: well than good luck getting those apps!

by Ninja034 May 28, 2012

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