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The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.
Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!
When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.
"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"
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"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."
When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.
"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"
Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.
Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.