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A female version of a douche bag.
Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.
Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!
A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer
I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie
When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.
"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"
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"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."
A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.