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Someone with a penis so small he can copulate with minute crustations.
Matt thinks he's hot shit but he's just a krill fucker.
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Derived from “coke dick”
A definition for the penis when it isn’t participating after a heavy sesh from the “Beak-end”
When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.
Katie tried to defend Josh about not having a “krill dick”
When you try to say kill yourself in the chat, but the chat filter won't let you so you have to say Krill Yourself.
Guy: *Snipes you*
You: KRILL YOURSELF!
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Like the original, but with whales.
Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale
Just like the conventional ''Netflix and chill'' but with a BBW.
''I've invited this girl around for Netflix and chill''
''But bro! she's a whale, don't you mean Netflix and krill? ''
Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass
Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh