kt

kangtao, meaning tips or inside information, usually for betting/gambling purpose

John, today soccer match got any kt?

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KT

Acronym for the phrase "king turd." A king turd is the the largest (or very close) shit you've ever taken; a log so big it fills the bowl, peeks out of the water, and makes you proud to have fathered something so awe inspiring. It is illegal to not take a picture and show it to all your friends.

"Dude, I just ate a load of meat and potatoes. I'm gonna have a KT later with pics to prove it."

"Someone left an epic KT in the stall. I swear it was this big."

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KT

The most normal girl you know. She has no magical qualities at all. She normally isn't even noticed in the crowd, she is a legendary ninja though.

Oh, wow, I didn't even see you there KT, you are so unnoticeable, you are the most legendary, unmagical ninja ever.

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KT

KT, abbreviation of Katie/Katy/Katey/etc.

Females that shorten their name to KT often have the following characteristics:

- Extremely wide, child bearing hips and generally massive lower body including but not limited to; cankles, gunts, thunder thighs and muffin tops.

- Offensive body odour

- Disco minge (the stench of an unwashed, sweaty vagina)

- Thinks she’s an expert at everything

- The world owes her something because she worked in the food service industry for 10 years

- Multiple STD’s

- Personally victimised by everyone

- Bipolar disorder

- Dresses for the size she wants, not the size she has

- Attention seeker

Person 1: That girl is a real KT!

Person 2: What? A cutie?
Person 1: Nah, a KT. One of those fat, slutty girls that everyone knows, but nobody likes.

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Kt Tunstall

(verb)- To holler "woohoo" while busting

I had to kick that bitch out; he Kt Tunstalled in my vag.

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KT Tunstall

A scottish folk singer/songwriter who released her debut album 'eye to the telescope' in february of 2005. She is a rising new talent in the area of singer/songwriting and her album has already sold over a million copies. Brilliant album. She's also a great live act. Talks to the crowd a hell of alot about random stuff.

Throw Me A Rope is a kick ass song.

"Hey man have you seen of KT Tunstall?"
"Yeah, she's pretty hot."
"You Knows it!"

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KT Tunstall

A famous girl who is a rising folk singer and is actual Chinese but was adopted by Scottish people. Currently has one album out Eye to the Telescope.

KT Tunstall is an awesome folk singer.

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