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it's delicious. ahhhhhhhhh. so juicy. so sweet. so sour and good. and orange, too.
Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.
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An insult that is everything summed up into one word
Shut The hell Up you kumquat
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A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.
His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.
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The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.
Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
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Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.
Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?
Omg yeah he's such a kumquat
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Person 1: Hey there!
Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.
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