Skill from badass programming powers
"He has some serious kung foo skills"
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See deff. # 1.
They pretty much covered it.
It rocks!!
"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata; hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"
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(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing
2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight
"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"
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One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.
Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
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When someone has been fucked up via Kung Fu
Dave: Wow, Jim just got Kung Fucked
(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.
Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.
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