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To Deficate, Poop, 'Take a Crap'
"You make me wanna La-La,
in the kitchen on the Floor
without my pants on
i can poop near the door
the poop gets everywhere
feels so good in my hair
you make me wanna
you make me wanna
La-La"
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so a needle pulling thread
la a note to follow so
tee a drink with jam and bread!
That will bring us back to do-o-o-o-do...
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Polo queen of ACT, Yackin shit from the BP.
Knocking sluts since ninety-six,
Not quite bi, but still picking up chicks.
White girl rapper, daily napper.
Trek out at night and drop a slapper.
Church choir? She'll be the clapper,
Don't mess with her game cause she'll probably stab ya,
Listen to me faggot, you know you'd shag it,
Take her for a spin in your gtr and try and bag it.
But she aint silly, just pack her a billy.
She don't want your dick,
That shits kinda sick.
For her, one rule.
Make cash.
Thats the meaning of a true las!
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LIGHTS Addiction Syndrome is a highly contagious, incurable emotional disorder characterized by inability to stop listening to the Canadian musician LIGHTS’ music and visiting her myriad of Internet outlets to read all of her blogs, watch all of her videos, and any other similar activity.
Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1) Greatly reduced stress levels while listening to any song by LIGHTS
2) A general feeling of helplessness while attempting to turn off a LIGHTS song
3) Involuntary smiling during each of LIGHTS’ interviews
4) Inability to not feel good after reading/watching a LIGHTS blog/vlog
5) Melting of heart every time LIGHTS laughs
6) Absolute loss of inhibition to change the world for the better
I have a severe case of LAS, I can't help but listen/watch Lights every opportunity I have.
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The Large laziest excuse for music
Person 1: La la la I can sing
Person 2: that's no song