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When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!
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The holiday at the beginning of when school starts that nobody really knows what it means.
Hey When's Labor Day?
Next weekend Foo'
Oh Man! Yes! ..Whats Labor Day anyway?
I don't know Cuh'
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Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the first Monday in September (September 5 in 2011) that celebrates the economic and social contributions of workers. (Wiki)
Guy1: "WTF is Labor Day anyways?"
Guy2: "It's meant to celebrate the economic and social something or other of workers."
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A sneaky way of saying hand job.
RJ: "so what happened last night?"
Gina: "well, I don't really want to tell you.."
RJ: "c'mon! pants friendly kiss? manual labor??"
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"Dude, I've decided never to do domestic labor again!"
"Right on, I'm with ya dude"
"Yeah, that's right. My dog ate my domestic labor...bitch!"
"Hey Gaylord, you coming over to smoke the hookah tonight?"
"Nah man, I have a crotchload of domestic labor tonight."
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An action of relief after acquiring a food baby. This action can be done in the bathroom, port-o-potty, the wilderness, deborah's desk, etc...
I ate a 16oz steak from Smalley's Roundup Steakhouse, I've had a food baby for the past hour, now I shall enter the bathroom and go into food labor.
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Labor Capital, Refers to capital or wealth which has been acquired through the application of manual labor or hard work which includes but is not limited to, Building, Construction work, Farming or Mining etc.
a- John's Labor Capital, has been very lucrative this year.
b- Mike's Labor Capital, from farming was verylucrative this year.