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Thomas Ladder

The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.

After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*

by battmerns February 26, 2021

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Mid ladder

The worst place to be in clash (Royale), this purgatory like place is known by many as “the trenches of clash”

-challenger 1 - Master 2

This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped

4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad

Example1.

Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck

(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)

Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me

Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?

Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-

Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*

by clarski on YT September 26, 2021

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ladder anxiety

Gaming term; anxiety toward competitive ranking in online play. Often used regarding StarCraft or other competitive game.

I have too much ladder anxiety in 1v1, so I stick to the Arcade.

by Ulrezaj_ December 23, 2013

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Ladder Kicker

someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.

Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.

by Jughead515 July 10, 2018

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hotdog ladder

A practical joke in which a hotdog is gently leaned against the face of a sleeping friend, creating a tiny ladder between a pillow and the friend's face. A successful hotdog ladder is achieved when one's fingers can be walked from the base of the ladder to the top without waking the friend. It should be noted that the wiener is not intended to be phallic.

Joanna fell asleep early last night and we gave her a hotdog ladder. She was pretty pissed when she woke up.

by Nathan Shep May 27, 2007

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LADDER OF CREDIT

The attempted explanation of increasing a consumers credit score based on making satisfactory payments to a lender. This is usually accompanied by a amateurish drawing of a ladder. Both customer and manager explaining this seem to either be drunk or confused.

If you make these payments on time on our ladder of credit, you will progress up the ladder and your credit will ssssshhhhooootttt(slurred) right up.

by crippus1 March 14, 2009


Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.

Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!

by Stumpy23 February 22, 2008

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