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Total Landscaping

The self-induced destruction of credibility based on a layering of ridiculous actions.

He is going total landscaping with all those tweets alleging election fraud.

by Otnobor November 9, 2020


fucking the landscape

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.

John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

by Teh Cezar August 16, 2009


Nig Landscape

A small family-owned landscaping firm operating out of Cape Cod, MA who employs mainly white employees and are owned and operated by the HNIC. The laborahs work on a non-paying basis and proceeds go straight to the HNIC.

Damn, our grass is getting really ridiculous, but I don't want to pay a lot for laborahs, I will just have to call Nig Landscape; those boys really do a great job if they actually show up.

by Laborah Jerry January 19, 2010

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landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.

- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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by $lapaho March 11, 2021

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Genital Landscaping

The art of genital body modification, or tattoos to decorate the genitalia.

My boyfriend had genital landscaping done when he got a prince albert piercing.

by Innoxia October 26, 2010

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Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020


Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

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