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The act of explosively shitting your pants while performing a classic Baltimore lean.
If you look to your right you'll notice the fabled tumble weave. On your left we have a gravity defying heroin addict... Whoa what's this?! Ladies and gentlemen we have a rare treat today. You're currently witnessing a Baltimore landslide!
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Term used to denote a woman's large mammaries having the appearance of trying to "hulk" their way from their captivity, i.e. popping out at the seams
Holy shit! that bra looks as if it's struggling to hold back that watermelon landslide!! I better assist!
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A term usually used to describe a win by a big margin, this meaning is complete and utter bullshit. The actually meaning is when you win because your opponent is killed in a landslide.
"George Dubya won by a landslide today when John Kerry was tragically killed in one."
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A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.
Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.
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A sexual position typically only practiced by straight couples although can be altered to cater to homosexual needs. A Chilean landslide refers to the act of a man having his legs and lower body on an elevated surface so that his torso is at a sloping, downward angle (may be achieved using a couch, bed, or similar furniture) . A female then mounts the man reverse-cowgirl style. Sex will usually last close to a minute, at which point the female will release a flush of slow-moving diarrhea that will make its way down the sloping torso of the male who's face will become immersed in the diarrhea, much as what happens when a landslide meets a town.
"Hey Ron! Did you go to the Chilean landslide orgy at Kevin's house? I heard every guy there left with a face full of Chipotle and Taco Bell!"
When you have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period while having uncontrollable diarrhea
“Hey babe let’s have sex”
“Ok but it’s gonna be a crimson landslide”
The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.
Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.