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You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
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The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.
dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.
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The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.
I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.
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An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.
-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"
"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"
-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."
"How do you know?"
"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."
When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.
I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job
The limit of acceptable physical contact between two platonic opposite gender friends, established by mutual agreement.
Karen and Bob decided that hugging and kissing on the cheek didn't cross the Lap-Dance Line for them, but motorboating did.
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The act of a woman wearing underwear rubbing up on a man who is naked. The woman moves her pelvic area back and forth while sitting on the man.
That girl was rubbing up on me like a European Lap Dance.
When she slid up and down against me it felt like a European Lap Dance.
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