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The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one
THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!
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The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.
Dude I watched so much p0rn on my laptop it’s now crusty!!!
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Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.
I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
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A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
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eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"
Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
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The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.
Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.