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When a man or woman say you won’t last 3 minutes they probably might mean it sexually and basically they are talking about your stamina during sexual intercourse.
Women: You won’t last 3 minutes 😏
Men: you wanna bet on it?
A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
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Someone who chronically finishes task at the last possible moment.
"Anton is such a last-minute Nelly, she achosts at the last possible moment"
When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.
We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!
Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.