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Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.
The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.
It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.
*In a Weekly Team Meeting*
Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.
Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.
Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.
Neil: Kill me now.
Typically starts to occur the day after Safari. Crying and sleeping are common themes as well.
After their last Yay Safari, for the next week they started suffering from Leadership Safari withdrawal nonstop.
That one Super Pac that's literally is in every single advertisement on YouTube. A lot of their ads are extremely misleading and overly exaggerate what's happening.
Me: Literally just trying to watch the video
Senate Leadership Fund: Here's why Jon Ossoff has been making deals with terrorists.
Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.
I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.
Bay Leadership Academy (formerly Heysham High) is a school that had its name changed in May of 2018. The school said that the signs would by changed by June 1st but they are still putting them up and it’s October. At BLA you will find boys with a crap ton of hair gel in, Girls with their skirts past their boobs, Scraps, seagulls and moody teenagers. There’s no doubt that you’ll get in a scrap by six form. These scraps will result : Pulled hair, smudged makeup, broken glasses and a week sentence to Impact. The uniform makes us look like slytherins. This year Year 7s are rebellious. They barge into the line and cut the cue at lunch. When I was in Year 7 I’d say sorry if someone walked into me. I guess the only good thing about BLA is the early finishes and Holidays starting before anyone else.
Person A: “oh you go to Bay Leadership Academy?”
Person B: “no I go to Heysham High”
The literal worst high school ever. Every single person here is either weird as fuck or thinks they are the shit. You will probably want to kill yourself every single day if you go here. You only get clout by hooking up with a bunch of people or if you're hot.
You either are a clout chaser, a nerd, a stoner, or you're the ones who want to burn the fucking building to the ground be you hate it so much.
You go to Marine Leadership Academy? Bro I feel bad for you
A very poor school which changed its name to get rid of its shit reputation, however in its month of being called BLA there has been multiple insidets making it an even shitter place. however one of the biggest snakes has left for scotland so will hopefully get better
they look hard, they must go to Bay Leadership Academy