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A type of rape that is considered to be unlawful in a court of law. Not all "rapes" are unlawful, for instance between spouses, between adults who consented at the time of the sexual activity in question and later recanted, or between consenting adults who were mutually engaged in role-playing.
"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” -- Rep. Todd Akin
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An person, place, or thing that was cool or acceptable. Derived from Legit Shit.
John: Dude, that trick was real legitimate shitimate.
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A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.
Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”
1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)
2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.
guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"
guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"
When you're too much of a wimp to condemn a coup attempt because those rich MAGAt rioters also vote for you.
90%+ of republican politicians: “Those Washington DC and Michigan state rioters?! Pfff… thats just legitimate political discourse!”
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Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.
Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..
Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...
Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...
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a different way of saying too legit to quit.
wow that guy was too legitimate to quit-imate
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