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Lemon: An really sour fruit really sour don't try it Trust Me.
This Lemon is possesed by Sourness
1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.
2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net
3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
1) I don't like lemons. They're sour.
2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon!!
3)Let's play LEMON!
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When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
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an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.
My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.
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oh no my lemon is burning my eyes jesus christ someone help my mind is screaming and it won't stop
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a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.
(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'
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What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.
Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me
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