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What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.
would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??
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A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.
Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!
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Celebrated every June 16th. Used to reject the idea that Papyrus from Undertale is too innocent to say “fuck” and is easily corrupted. Papyrus is drawn/written doing things like arson, gambling, or, as is the namesake, saying fuck.
Person 1: Why are you drawing Papyrus robbing a bank and swearing?
Person 2: It’s Let Papyrus Say Fuck day!
What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom
She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
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The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value
"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."
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A fraise commonly said by a man who cheats on his gf
man: Lets fuck
woman: fuck yeh