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When you and your friends are so cool, people don’t get you. You levitate
why are so weird? No dude I’m a levitating man.
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the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.
Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...
Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...
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The hardest yet most pleasurable sex positions. Basically, a common yoga move but made for sex.
levitating yoga is when a man slightly bends in as the women corrects herself and sticks the head of the penis into the outer sheath of the vagina. The woman's arms are locked behind the man's neck while one of the man's hand is under her back and the other squeezes her tits. For more fun, let the hard cock do all the holding of the woman and let go of all hands.
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The type of levitation that David Blaine does.
Elusionist makes you pay a ton before they tell you how to do the balducci levitation.
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The act of expelling pressurized air through one’s vagina so forcefully that the queefer is lifted off the ground through basic training one can even achieve flight though you must be pantless
Oh God Sherrie you can take me to Mexico with your queef levitation.
Britney you will go to queef levitation class or no dinner.
to tie a rope to the ceiling to make you levitate
i can comet levitate with rope
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From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom
No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD
Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?
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