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A sexual position in which a standing man holds a male partner upside down while simultaneously engaging in oral sex. The goal of this position is for the standing male to achieve an orgasm before his partner passes out from increased blood flow to the brain.
My buddy and I were bored last night so we decided to perform a cubra libre.
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Coca Cola
Virgin Cuba Libre is rum and cola without the rum!
"I would like a virgin cuba libre, please!"
"Isn't that just a coke?"
"Yes! And please make it diet."
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Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)
I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.
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A powerful phrase from then-French President Charles de Gaulle to the people of Quebec, Canada from the balcony of the Montreal Town Hall in 1967.
Translating to "Long Live Free Quebec", it is considered by many to be Charles de Gaulle's semi-formal endorsement of the concept of Quebec sovereignty.
In the aftermath, Charles de Gaulle was forced to cut his visit short partially due to the outrage of the Canadian government at this statement. Since then, it has been a rallying call for supporters of Quebec sovereignty, as well as the Parti Quebecois, a pro-sovereignty political party based in Quebec.
It is widely believed that because of animosity stemming from this incident, then-Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau refused to attend a memorial service to Charles de Gaulle following his death some years later.
Charles de Gaulle: "Vive Montreal! Vive le Quebec! Vive le Quebec Libre! Vive le Canada Français! Et Vive la France!"
Crowd: *goes apeshit*
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Parti Quebecois Member#1: "Je te vois a la prochaine assemblee. Vive le Quebec Libre!"
Parti Quebecois Member #2: "Je te vois la aussi, et Vive le Quebec Libre!"
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After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.
In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.
I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.
Words uttered by ungrateful shit disturber/French president Charles de Gualle in 1967 meaning long live free Quebec. Perhaps he was forgetting that thousands of Canadian men died fighting to liberate his own country, and that almost anywhere else in the world the FLQ would have been imprisoned or shot immediately as traitors to their country.
Charles de Gualle: Vive le Quebec! (long live Quebec), Vive le Quebec libre! (long live free Quebec).
Lester B. Pearson: WTF Charles!
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When you bring your own bottle of alcohol to the pub and you order just coke
Bro, lets go to the pub and have czecho libre