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When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.
I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!
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When someone begins crying suddenly and has- seemingly- not much reason behind doing so. It's typically to gain sympathy via shock and awe.
She whipped out the old crying lightning on me when I tried to break up with her
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It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!
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A total beast of carkind. This is the kind of car to get the good sloppy on his exhaust pipe. This mans voice is so sexy when you hear it you bow down to this GOD of a car. This guy has all the good car shit he super fast. When he revs up them flabby cheeks lightning strikes in a 200 mile radius. Lightning McQueen also owns a 5 star restaurant and taught Gordon Thunderbus how to cook his lamb sauce.
Lightning McQueen is sweeeeeet dood.
Lightning McQueer gets all dat car puss
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A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.
He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*
*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-
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the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
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A sudden cramp of your sphincter muscle that feels like you just got hit by a bolt of lightning.
Johnny's sudden bout of ass lightning nearly knocked him out of his chair.