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When A Dick isn't hard and it's soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!
Jeremy couldn't get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.
A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.
A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.
Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"
Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"
Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
Ejaculation without having an erect penis
I got so excited from looking at her tits, it gave me a limp cannon
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Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
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A condition characterized by impaired walking in which a girl's badonk is so large that it obstructs her ability to walk in a regular manner. It also may cause her to lean forward when walking, thus her torso displaces the weight she's carrying on the rear end.
As Trevor was walking behind A-Train in the hallway admiring her supple badonk, he noticed that she had a distinct donk limp.
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Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.
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Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.
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