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When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
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The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.
Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.
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When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick
Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log
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A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.
Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"
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When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.
"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
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When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt
Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!
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A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.
Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.