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linkin park

A stupid corporate "rap/rock" band that teenage girls and confused boys listen to.

They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?

Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.

And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.

The only reason Linkin Park is famous is because it's accessible. They're melodies and choruses are catchy, and since they're not talking about controversial topics (Like Rage against the machine) all of the soccer moms let they're kids listen to them.

And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...

by Yurihex September 16, 2007

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linkin park

A heavily overrated band that teenaged somehow depressed suburban kids "connect" to. All their songs is lyrically and musically the same. The band lacks diversity and skill and their rapper sucks he is not even a good rapper in rock terms with the using of same words perfusely and and runs one detail of one subject to the ground. Face it kids they suck and you know it, go listen to some good music like Stone Temple Pilots, RATM, Faith No More, shit even some Foo Fighters and Audioslave will do.

LP fan : Linkin Park rocks their music is the soundtrack of my life.

Smart induvidual: dude, you live in the fucking suburbs why are you depressed dumbass. I have to worry about getting shot in my hood. quit posing bastard.

by 1 June 22, 2005

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linkin park

-Everything that is wrong with radio, music on television, and America.
-They ruin eveyone's day when they come on the radio, because the only thing worse than a punk-emo band is a nu-metal emo band....that thinks they can rap.
-Their fanbase generally consists of suburban 'rebel' teens who started listening to LP in response to N'Sync and Creed.
Of course, Linkin Park is no better than Creed or Nickelback, etc.
-Apparently Linkin Park makes them feel hard & streetwise, as their fans are usually snotty, hot topic shoppers, who empower the capitalist machine by buying the crappy corporate music and clothing pushed to them.

Dude 1- Man this mosquito has been buzzing round my ear all day and it's annoyin the shit outta me!
Dude 2- No dude, that is just Linkin Park, they've been on the radio all day ever since they sucked Rupert Murdoch's dick.

by Hozzle May 8, 2007

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Linkin Park

An overprocessed, prepackaged, mass produced commercial soft rock/pop act that calls itself "rock" or "metal" because they happen to be very slightly, marginally heavier than other, nearly identical overprocessed, prepackaged, mass produced commercial soft rock/pop acts such as N'Sync.

Linkin Park is to music as McDonald's is to food

by d3d March 15, 2006

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linkin park

the crappy nu metal with the annoying crying baby lead singer. they have the fan base of 15 year old bitches who watch too much mtv.

do u know linkin park?

yeah, i know that overrated band which their music videos being too overplayed on mtv.

by fgsdfgsdg April 17, 2007

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Linkin Park

Little Girly Boys

1. Linkin Park, rather than being manly, are Little Girly Boys.

2. I prefer Linkin Park's music, it relates to my Little Girly Boy side.

by F-Dub October 17, 2008

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Linkin Park

Alot like Rage Against the Machine, only a 1000 times more "no-talent" and 1000 times more "shitty."

Hey, if you want to look up facts about Linkin Park, go fucking look 'em up on Wikipedia instead of Urban Dictionary. That's a much more logical choice.

UD is just a way to expess opinion, you good for nothing dumbfuck. {Not you, the moron(s) bitching about opinions, facts, and wah wah wah...}

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 16, 2007

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