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Lions are big cat that is mostly found in Africa. Lions have short hair and wide mains. Lions are know as the king of beast because lions are the only big cat that has a main.Lions are also known as the king of best because they have a very powerful roar that is above all other animals. Sence lions are hunted for trophys and their meat; lions are on the verge of going exstincted.
I hope I will be able to show my children alion when they grow up.
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1- A lion is a veteran member of a specific culture or scene known and respected for integrity and valor. Such societies can range from ex-military to the hardcore punk scene to any devout member of an upstanding and down to earth program, group, or scene. A lion knows his shit inside and out, and can spot and shut down any poser easily with a thorough verbal beatdown.
Singer- "this ones for the lions, were going to play a song from our first album ever. This one takes us back 20 years. Sing along if you know the words."
Singer + Lion- "Its Your Mistake! We're here to be the ones to succeed!..."
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the majestic king of the jungle, served and obey by all animals
tiger:i wish i was as strong as a lion
lion: get back to work slave
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Big, shaggy, cats They go rawr and then eat people, but they dont eat people much, they don't like people. probably because they dont eat them much. Thats why they dont like them. A lion escaped from the zoo from my friend once, it might have been a panther or a lemur, but anyway, it went rawr and my friend had to drive away from it. But the lion didn't eat him because lions dont eat people, because they dont like them.
Lion: Rawwwwwwwr
A person: eek, it is a lion, I jolly well hope there is a person who can help me, because there is a lion who will eat me.
Lion: Rawwwwr (Don't worry, I dont eat people, because I don't like them. Thats why I dont eat them.)
A person: I'm not a real person, I'm a woman
Lion: rawr.
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A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco's. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.
Lion- Bwa ha ha! I'm the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
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A big cat found in Africa.
Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.
And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)
kid: - Dad, is it true the lion is the king of the jungle?
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.
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