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Location Genetics

Being inevitably born with certain traits and habits based on where you are born.

Drivers in PA were cursed with the location genetics of slow driving.

by It's a little wet December 24, 2016


Family Locator

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

by Winky the House Elf April 8, 2010

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Hater Locators

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

by Whisky Rivers December 2, 2010

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Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population

"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"

by Dhr25 April 22, 2013

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bi-location

being in two locations at the same time; the spiritual ability to do so.

Bi-location is physically impossible.

by uttam maharjan June 9, 2011

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Sister location

the best fnaf game hands down who cares about security breach

Basic b - Have you heard about the new fnaf game? It's awesome!
Anyone else - Sister location is the best game hands down. Who cares about security breach?
Basic b - No! Security breach is. It's way better than sister location
Anyone else - Atleast it wasn't pushed everytime it got close to its release date.

by aaratakis February 6, 2022

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secondary location

Where you go after a power brunch, when "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" becomes a reality.

Steve: It looks like they've stopped coming around with the mimosas.
Vivica: Secondary location?

by The Fourth Roy March 3, 2015

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