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A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.
The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....
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A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.
Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES
The best name for a male person possible.
Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
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Alivia strangely has a mean 8.5inch dick, what she does with it is unknown
Yo dude, how long is Alivia's dick?
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A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!
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Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches
Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick
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See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.