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longboarder

an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie

skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin

by nerdcustomlongboards June 17, 2012

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Longboarding

Eating ass while hanging from your toenails.

I'm looking for a chick who loves longboarding and deep throating.

by Mcfun March 22, 2019

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Longboarding

A very close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, made for losers who never managed to learn an ollie within a week, so they decided to retreat to longboarding. This so-called sport allows 14-year-old wannabe-skaters to claim they skate, but disappoint everybody when seen in public with a longboard. On a longboard, there are not so many tricks, and tricks have little to no use. All parts of the board (Wheels, deck, trucks) are oversized, making the board almost useless, and considered stupid by many.
Many people quit skateboarding and pick up a longboard because they fail so hard and know it would be embarrassing, so as an excuse for not knowing tricks, pussy teenage "skaters" they ride around on a longboard. True skaters and such consider longboarders "Gay-ass faggots who have no life and eat dick for a living" (true story).

Jacob: My name is Jacob, and I love skateboarding!
Abdi: Really? I had no idea!

*later that day*

Abdi: Where's your skateboard?
Jacob: This is it! *holds up longboard*
Abdi: That's a longboard, you fucking dumbass. Longboarding is different from skating.
Jacob: No, it's a skateboard, and I'm good at it!
Senor Chang: Hah, GAYYYY!

by number9001yo April 26, 2013

77๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


Longboarding

An innuendo for sex.

We were longboarding in your basement.

by Geoffry69 May 21, 2013

24๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Longboard

A board that you ride down hills and get fucking hurt on it all the fucking time

That longboard just fucking killed me

by xXbrocode44Xx February 19, 2015

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longboarding

1. (Fag-longboarding)The act of riding upon a long, flat board with large wheels designed for a longer distance per revolution. Longboarding is considered extremely gay/faggish by the skateboarding community. A longboard is often combined with an off kilter hat, flip flops or "skate" shoes from a local sports equipment provider, and vibrantly colored boardshorts, no matter the season. Typical longboarders are 10-14 years of age, just entering the "annoying and gay" phase of puberty. They will continually recollect with to others with ridiculous exaggeration regarding the large hills they have bombed and how steezy, gnarly, or radical it was. These longboarders travel in groups of 3-5 children with which to share their gnarly hill shredding experiences with during which they travel estimably 3 miles per hour down a gradual decline, and once the bottom is reached they pick their longboards up and walk to the top of the hill.

2. (longboarding) Once a proper longboard tuck is achieved, the rider can achieve great speeds and the act of longboarding is then deemed awesome. It is quite easy to discern fag-longboarding from longboarding.

"I used to think Jim was cool, but then he started longboarding. Now I've come to realize he's a queer."

by Awesomeraptor April 1, 2011

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Longboarder

People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"

"wow that guy is such a poser, who is he?"
"he's a longboarder"

by Tyler the Inventor March 11, 2014

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