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A surfboard from 8 to 12 feet, though it can go bigger. Easy to catch waves on, though waves over 9 feet it gets a bit nasty.
Easy to paddle, too.
I got a 9'0 longgy, pretty easy to paddle.
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Eating ass while hanging from your toenails.
I'm looking for a chick who loves longboarding and deep throating.
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A very close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, made for losers who never managed to learn an ollie within a week, so they decided to retreat to longboarding. This so-called sport allows 14-year-old wannabe-skaters to claim they skate, but disappoint everybody when seen in public with a longboard. On a longboard, there are not so many tricks, and tricks have little to no use. All parts of the board (Wheels, deck, trucks) are oversized, making the board almost useless, and considered stupid by many.
Many people quit skateboarding and pick up a longboard because they fail so hard and know it would be embarrassing, so as an excuse for not knowing tricks, pussy teenage "skaters" they ride around on a longboard. True skaters and such consider longboarders "Gay-ass faggots who have no life and eat dick for a living" (true story).
Jacob: My name is Jacob, and I love skateboarding!
Abdi: Really? I had no idea!
*later that day*
Abdi: Where's your skateboard?
Jacob: This is it! *holds up longboard*
Abdi: That's a longboard, you fucking dumbass. Longboarding is different from skating.
Jacob: No, it's a skateboard, and I'm good at it!
Senor Chang: Hah, GAYYYY!
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A board that you ride down hills and get fucking hurt on it all the fucking time
That longboard just fucking killed me
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People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"
"wow that guy is such a poser, who is he?"
"he's a longboarder"
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surfboard longer than 8 feet. Able to ride smaller waves and get in more surfing.
Look at those shortboarders sitting on the sand! Glad i have a longboard.
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