magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

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Magician

Magicians are the magic-wielders, the wizards and mages of lore. The classes vary greatly, but they all share the mark of the gifted.

When faced with a Magician, start praying.

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Magician

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back and she thinks you jizzed on her so she turns around and you quickly explode on her face. Then you say magic!

"Last night Jonny totally magicianed me!"

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magician

A male that is gay.

Hey, is that guy a magician?

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financial magician

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.

The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard

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