Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

fakakta malarkey

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.

I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey

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festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

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Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

malarkey

most commonly used when addressing a guy named Aidan who goes by AH-DAN usually in a conversation about Kevin the oStRiCh :)

*when talking to aidan* No you’re done, your done Kevin. Kevin, this is malarkey.