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A threesome with Asian women. Preferably paid for and contributing to their college education.
Next time you're in an Asian bathhouse, ask for Malaysian freedom.
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something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.
paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.
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Having sexual acts with someone of asian/middle eastern heritage while spinning her atop your penis, and violently screaming the aladdin theme song.
I gave her a Malaysian Hurricane
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a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.
Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.
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When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.
He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans
When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.
When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.
Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!
Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)
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