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A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.
Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings
Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!
Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out
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The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.
I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!
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When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped
Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"
i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.
L-INNU MALTI
Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,
hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:
Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.
Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,
Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:
Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.
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When something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell Malta Goya!!! A crazy phrase.
(Someone really scares you), (you), ahhh Malta Goya!!!
Oh my Malta Goya!
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Francesca Malta is a beautiful person, with an amazing sense of humor but she doesnt like to be disrespected if you get in a fight with her she will tear you up. But she is a loyal sweet and caring friend whos always there for you.
Francesca Malta is soo pretty and she's such a nice friend!
A based island country off the coast of Italy that has some of the strongest human rights laws in the world not to mention beautiful sights, easy accessible transportation, a large English speaking population, and incredibly strong defenses in case of an invasion. It's also so easy to become a citizen there that for a while it was the go-to place for multi-national criminals to go to get a passport. If you are looking for a place to chill while the world goes to absolute crap, go to Malta. You won't regret it.
"Malta is the most underrated country ever. Yeah there's some government corruption, but that matters little when the sights and food are great, it's extremely safe and crime free, the entire island is urbanized for easy transportation and travel, and basic human rights are enshrined in the Constitution."