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A person born and raised in the republic of mancunia.
Myth has it that this city is entirely inhabited by manchester city fans and manchester is in fact blue. This lie is perpetuated by the bitters and is untrue in its entirity.
As for crime, what do you think those pesky scousers do with their stolen cars, thats right they drive up the east lancs and rob us mancs
Manc - to be safe as fuck, sound as a pound or sorted.
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Unfunny, unwitty inbred. Tends to spout a lot of drivel and has narcistic tendencies which shows by wearing unfashionable clothing such as parkas and Liam Gallager style haircuts.
The Manc always speaks in a manner similar to someone who has a touch of the downs i.e. is a bit slow. This due to persistent inbreeding over the years.
Gary Neville is a true example of evolution gone wrong in the Manchester area. Just listen to him and you will recognise the familiar touch of the downs accent typical of Manchester.
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Glorious inhabitants of one of the United Kingdom's most majestic and cosmoplitan cities. Mancunians are very friendly and welcoming citizens who are unfortunately plagued by dispicable tire thieves from Liverpool, the only crime in Manchester is committed by DIRTY Scousers.
Mancunian: "Hello there, welcome to Manchester, I say- that's a very nice shell suit you have on there"
Scouse Twat: "Eh Eh Calm Down Calm Down give me yer fuckin tires no ye manc twat"
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People who live in Manchester !! Who are multi cultural, educated and like to shop. Home of the greatest gay village in England, and have two amazing teams in here, who are both in the top 5 of the premiership this year. Home to amazing bands, OASIS! Happy Mondays! The Smiths! Take That and Simply Red. All these bands obviosly make all of Manchester lil chavs coz they are soo rap !!!! Unlike the Liverpool scum who are only good for listening to their accent ON THE RADIO where you cant see there scrotey face and Steven Gerrard
Quality Manc Joke
Q: Define confusion
A: Fathers day in Liverpool
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An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).
Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).
Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite
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Similar to Scouser but more violent and worst but don't let them tell you otherwise.
Moss side, Salford, greater Manchester
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Inhabitant of a horrid cesspit of post industrial decay in the north west of England.
The Manc is a abbreviation of the word 'Mancunian' and the term is
derived from the people of Liverpool, most outsiders think the Liverpool-Manchester rivalry is football but its roots go back to the beginning of the industrial revolution which made Liverpool and Manchester two of the richest cities in the world.
Scousers and Mancs have a lot in common, both cities populations are Irish Catholic in descent, a love of football, a love of sports/leisure wear, a tendency not to work and claim benefits from the state, the same weedy, malnourished physique, like Scousers, Mancunians have a well developed sense of superficial friendliness, unlike Scousers, Mancunians are funny and can laugh at themselves -many of the nations greatest comedians are from Manchester and the outlying areas.
Mancunians tend to have a black sense of humour and are loath to take themselves seriously - after 3 IRA bombs - the running joke is that the IRA did them a favour because they got a nice new city centre out of it!
The Mancs tend to sneer at the Scousers self pitying persona and laugh at their persecution complexes.
Manchester is the scene of high inner city depravation, crime and
unemployment. It is a city without a role in the world and
is reliant on football for its identity.
Despite this, unlike their Scouse bretheren, Mancunians do not give a monkeys if you hate their city and think it is a shithole. They like it and thats all that matters. Neither do they care if you decided to voice a stereotype about Manchester - Mancunians tend to adopt a smug, self indulgence about their city, they like living in 'the Venice of the north' and if you don't like it - then sod off back to Liverpool you theiving scouse get!
Manchester is a famous socialist city, a city that is historically tolerant to immigrants and newcomers, it also is home to one of the biggest gay communities in Europe.
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