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having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.
i got may mandarine wings and never had to pay child support
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The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.
When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.
A white legally racist duck thats from asia and is a cracker and also gets no girls
Bruh the white mandarin duck called my black duck a nigga
Omg theyre known for being racist
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a school filled with whores and hoes and drugs.
tod: hey what school do u got to?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville
tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.
Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
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white person passing as an asian to seem exotic
x: i’m white mandarin
also x: *posts a fully white person that’s supposedly her*
(make ur mind up. r u white or white mandarin 😻)
When a girl gets screwed so hard in the butt that her butthole gets pulled out and looks like a Mandarin orange.
I jumped this girl so hard I gave her a Mandarin Turnout