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having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.
i got may mandarine wings and never had to pay child support
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A white legally racist duck thats from asia and is a cracker and also gets no girls
Bruh the white mandarin duck called my black duck a nigga
Omg theyre known for being racist
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The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.
When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.
a school filled with whores and hoes and drugs.
tod: hey what school do u got to?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville
tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.
Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"
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The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth
"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"
When a girl gets screwed so hard in the butt that her butthole gets pulled out and looks like a Mandarin orange.
I jumped this girl so hard I gave her a Mandarin Turnout