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A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.
Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"
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A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/
Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
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A movement that seeks to make it a law where if any guy wants to have sex with any woman anywhere that he can file a mandatory sex request to have mandatory sex with her vand if she can't come up with a very good reason why not she has to have sex with him or go to jail or prison.
Founded by a bunch of guys sitting around a table at hooters.
John is in the mandatory sex movement.
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A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
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When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member
A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head
this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
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A party where all of the attendees get laid/are offered/arranged a sexual intercourse.
Preferably known in advance and with a voluntary commitment to copulate if necessary on the basis of compulsory empathy
Sure world needs more mandatory sex partying. All those odd fish fucking each others brain out
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