manscaping

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals

1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"

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Manscaping

the art of trimmings one's pubic hair.

I caught a wicked razor burn while i was manscaping.

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Manscaping

The act of trimming or shaving the male pubic region

"What're you doing?"
"Manscaping"
"..."

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manscaping

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble

oooh thats some nasty manscaping! Don't try this at home kids

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Manscaper

Sometimes referred to as a Hornet or Noel. One who is generally of Venezuelan dissent and is skilled in the art of landscaping. But has turned his talent toward the art of male pubic hair trimming.

Hornet isn't my landscaping friend, he's a manscaper.

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Manscaping

Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.

1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."

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Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

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