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the name for a person who has the connective tissue dissorder marfan syndrome.
I miss my marfs from the conference
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When you're stroking it and your mom walks in
1. General Spacebat: Marf
1. General Flamereaperz: Marf!
1. General Emtee: Marf :(
1. General Octah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?
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The sound a puppy or prepubescent dog makes when it barks.
MARF! MARF! *pant pant pant* MARF!
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Term for a scarf around the neck of a man. Typically implies homosexuality.
*Plural form: marves.
Dude, check out this guy's rad marf.
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A word to use when you're too tired in the morning to come up with coherent replies in conversation. Can also be written as "marfy."
Friend: How are you doing this morning?
You: Marf.
Friend: I know how that is.
Marf-the act of vomiting, but closing your mouth and catching it in your mouth and swallowing it before any vomit escapes.
The smell of that dog poop was so bad, it made me marf.
1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.
2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.
3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)
1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.
2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.
You:What?
Wierd Guy: *random shit*
You: MARF.
Wierd Guy: What?
You: I said MARF.
Wierd Guy: Ok then.
You: Yup.
Wierd Guy: *Walks away*
You: *smile in triumph*
3. Person #1: Meow
Person #2: Arf
You: MARF
Both #1-2: What
You: *explain what MARF is*
Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*
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