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A man who was accidentally shot in the face in a moving car.
"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." -Vincent Vega
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A paranoid, depressed android from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams.
"I've been talking to the ships computer" said Marvin. "It hates me."
"I could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it."
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A Goldfish Who You Were Taking For A Walk, And All The Sudden This Nigger Hits Marvin, But Marvin Lives And Ends Up Dying Because Ur Retarded Ass Took a Fucking Goldfish For A FUCKING WALK.
Tell Your FUCKING Goldfish Not To Pull A Marvin
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Marvin, (slang): Term used to describe a visible erection by any individual in clown attire and clown industry standard facial makeup. Note; Said individual need not be a professional clown.
Useful when needing to address a clowns tumescent phalus in the presence of children.
"That's the last time we hire "Shakes the Clown", he had a visible Marvin the entire time."
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Dick 1:Eyy who is that black nigger
Dick 2:that’s a Marvin my G,
Dick 1:oh, what phuckin nigga
Dick 1:hey Marvin
Marvin: what?
Dick 1: your a phuckin nigga
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Marvin is amazing!! He is perfect and is very handsome. Marvin isn’t a very common name which makes it even more special and unique!
Hey Marvin!
My names not Marvin?
Oh sorry your just so handsome I thought it was.
No prob bro!
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Seriously full of love and patience for all. Might have to get past all his kidding around before you notice. Whiskey-chaser, reformed skirt-chaser, a serious butterfly chaser who hates to be chased himself. Ridiculously cute. Endlessly generous.
Man, what I need in my life is a Marvin.
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