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When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."
Have been steadily increasing since 2018 (Since BEFORE the overturning of Roe v. Wade) with a substantial uptick between 2020 and 2021.
Hym "Ohohohoho! You silly, silly news bitch. I thought I was the only one stupid enough to challenge a God. The claim 'that the disparities in maternal mortality rates can be attributed the overturning of Roe v. Wade' is retarded! And I can prove it (conceptually)! The line of reasoning is simple (because it wasn't thought up by a genius like me): States that banned abortions have higher maternal mortality rates, therefore, there must be some causal link between 'not having access to abortions' and 'maternal mortality.' But the question is: Wasn't the maternal mortality rate ALREADY HIGHER in those states anyway? Before 2022? Because the leading cause of maternal death isn't 'not being able to abort' but rather 1. Bleeding (after birth)/Cardiovascular conditions (according to the CDC) 2. Infection (after birth) 3. High blood pressure. Now... The claim is that 'States that don't have access to abortions have maternal mortality rates 3 times higher than states that have access' but, as we've already established, that was ALREADY THE CASE. So, if it isn't the abortions, what could possibly be the cause!?
Well, it seems like 2 out of the top 3 causes of maternal mortality rates are related to OBESITY. And if you look at the 'obesity rates (by state)' and compare them to the 'maternal mortality rates (by state)' you'll notice something quite interesting... There is ALMOST a 1 to 1 correlation between 'states with high maternal mortality' and 'states with high obesity rates.' And I bet you can't guess WHICH STATES have the highest rates of obesity/maternal mortality? I'll give you hint 🫷😒 It's the ones that ban abortions. The mortality rate has nothing to do with the abortion ban. So, by you own logic, you are either LYING or you aren't very smart. Because it took me 30 second to do what you and an entire team of news people and fact checkers COULDN'T do (even though you were trying really hard and I was not). Which was 'be right.' Which I am. I'm always right. Now, maybe if you actually cared about womens lives and you weren't trying to conflate abortions (defined as the unnecessary disposal of your offspring) with saving a woman's life after a pregnancy becomes ectopic, doctors wouldn't have to walk the conceptual tight rope when dealing with a potentially life threatening pregnancy. And if you cared about the truth I would be getting paid for the things I've written. Maybe medically necessary vs unnecessary is a distinction you should be making when talking about abortion."
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The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.
See also: Mom Speed
Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.
when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
A type of toxic behaviour most commonly exhibited by middle aged women which seeks to control or discredit a person through a sustained campaign of infantilisation, gaslighting and intense focus on the target's perceived flaws or disabilities.
Through this the perpetrator sets themselves up as a protective mother figure of an otherwise capable adult to whom they are usually not related.
This tactic is often used in the defence of bigotry or conspiracy theories such as the anti-vax movement, the goal being to portray the target as too immature to have their arguments taken seriously.
That article by JK Rowling reeks of maternalism.
The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.
A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!