Maw

1.Cat's way of communication. Contradictory to popular beliefs, Maw is actually the noise made by CATS (see CAT- small furry animal), not Miaw. Whoever heard a cat say Meaow? or Meoaw? or Miaw?
Small cats whose vocal chords/boxes are not fully developed do tend to utter "Miw"s or "Miuw"s but never Meaow.
If the whole population simply referred to Maw as the noise made by a cat, it would be a much Mawer place.
2. Word overused by people with nothing more interesting to say. It's quite fun really. Maw.

Fred steps on cat's tail
Cat: MAW!

Fred strokes cat
Fred: Good Cat!
Cat: MAW!

Fred deprives cat of food
Cat: MAW!
Fred: Oh sorry Cat.

Fred fetches food for cat, and presently feeds it
Cat: MAW!
Fred: No problem, Cat.

Fred purchases dog
Cat: MAW!

Fred's Mother: So Fred, when are you getting married?
Fred: Maw. Marriage is so Maw. Get Mawed.
Fred's Mother: That's lovely dear.
Cat: MAW!

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maw

might as well

do you want to go to the pub?
no i have work to do...
but you maw
yeh i spose

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maws or paws

a debate between furries on which type of bodily attributes in a fursona they find more attractive, this being a debate between the paws or mouths of a fursona

this debate can also be compared to the debates straight men have over “ass or tits”

john: “hey bro, maws or paws?”

bob: “definitely maws bro”

yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

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yir maw

yir maw a scottish saying is somtimes used as an insult, or to simply say "your mother"

person 1 - "your fat"
person 2 - "yir maw"

person 1 - "i dont like your homemade chips"
person 2 - "i dont like yir maw"

i'm going to visit my grand maw

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yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

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Mee-Maw

n. Grandmother; how Sheldon Cooper calls his grandma in The Big Bang Theory

Don't make me call mee-maw.

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