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When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise
Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
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When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht
If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.
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the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.
Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.
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About to be the best band you've never heard of.
Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.
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what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum
He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat
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