meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

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Depression Meal

N. A meal that is had that takes little to no preparation, due to the lack of mental and physical energy experienced during depression. Normally no utensils needed, and if heating is needed it is normally in the microwave for under 2 minutes typically, if not less than 30 seconds.

I normally forget to eat during my worst points, but when I absolutely need to, my go to depression meal is dipping a rolled up tortilla in salsa over and over until my jaw hurts from chewing so much.

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Barz Meal

2 mcchickens, 3 mcdoubles, 20 Pc McNuggets, 2 hot n spicy mcbickens and a large fries

My regular order from McDonald’s is the Barz Meal which is, 2 mcchickens, 3 mcdoubles, 20 Pc McNuggets, 2 hot n spicy mcbickens and a large fries

swag meal

The swaggiest, most munchiest meal, typically consists of chicken nuggets and nacho cheese doritos

Michael - “Man, whatchu whipin’ up today for lunch”
Jaquavias - “Man, I got that swag meal”

swag meal

when mommy makes you dinosaur chicken nuggies and doritos

Swag meal, mommy made it.

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Struggle Meal

A cheap meal/snack bought at the store usually eaten by broke college students. Examples include ramen, chips and dip, and microwaveable meals

-Hey kyle wanna grab some McDonald's later tonight?

-I'm running low on money man, I think I'm just gonna eat a struggle meal back in my dorm room

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herpe meal

The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.

I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.