Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

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meat

n.) the male sex organ v.) to have sex with

Sister: Hey Brad, I want you to meet my new friend Ashley

Brad: Sounds good. I'd love to meat her

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meat

A slang term for a male genitals that has been overstressed by ghetto kids and wangsters and is very tiring to hear.

Yo, you got that OD little meat!

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meats

the way of giving someone rejection.
can also be accompanied by a hand gesture where all four fingers are closed together and the hand pointed at the person who is "taking meats".

Dave: "Apparently the world's going to end!"
Bob: "No it's not, meats!"

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Meat

1. Effort at the threshold of ability.

2. Intentionally choosing the path of greatest resistance in an effort to show off.

3. Intentionally choosing the path of greatest resistance because you can.

Matt: Would you have sex with a dude for a million bucks?
Charles: Yeah, but I'd have to meat it.

Or

Dave: I know it's a nice day and all, but do you really think you should be swimming upstream in those rapids? There's a perfectly dry trail right next to it.

Paul (swimming effortlessly): Eat my dick.

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meat

The parts of animals that some animals eat.

If God didn't want us to eat humans why did he make us taste like meat?

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meat

a guys dick, a mans penis

bro vanessa is on my meat

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