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med

see medium

mmm, a med helm

by hierachy March 15, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


med

Scum

I use to soap to clean the med of the toilet seat.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009


med school

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a resident. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering

"You're bleeding"
"I'm a med school survivor, that's what we do."

by JoeShelton 2245 July 31, 2006

270๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot meds

A medication that can be potentially abused for the illegal purpose of getting "high".

Hey man, do you have any hot meds?

by deadgunk666 July 11, 2017


pat med

where btches get shot

dont mess wit them pat med kids

by fromdaslums43 November 19, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž